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left foot to mouth
right foot to ass
then give your partner the deep one.
"I can suck dick, i can blow dick, but i cant make a valentine for linus for SHIT. How am i supposed to get him to stick his left foot in my mouth, his right foot in my ass, and give me a Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich!?"
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I went out with Kelly last night and had me some of the crab rangoon.
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A sexual activity in which the man powders his balls with Old Bay spice, and then lets a woman go to town on them.
"I can't believe I don't have Old Bay all over my face after that huge Baltimore crab cake!"
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A sexual act where one partner is crouched down moving side to side, scuttling like a crab. The other partner, a dude, is about to bust a nut in his partner's face when he feel an explosive bout of diarrhea coming on. Instead of busting his nut, he quickly does a 180 and treats the crab-walker to his hot beef stew.
This is named after the city Canton, in Ohio like the inspiration for so many other acts involving dookie.
I took Tina out for some Chipotle, and afterwards I just had to take her for a Canton Crab-walk.
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Derived from the bo selecta skit , when sum1 has a particularly smelly fart
(imagine the smell of crab paste)
"Ohhh ive crab pasted"
"shit i gta a crab paste cumin"
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One who travels around trying to pinch ones ass.
While at the club there was this crab traveler who kept walking near me.
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"Like a crab at Mardi Gras" - a delightful expression portraying someone who fully embraces the spirit of joy and celebration, just like a carefree crab reveling in the festivities of Mardi Gras. This person radiates an infectious enthusiasm, dancing and mingling with uninhibited glee, adding an extra dash of whimsy to any gathering. Their exuberance is as vibrant as the flamboyant costumes and lively music, spreading laughter and creating memorable moments wherever they go. Their presence is a reminder to embrace life's festivities with a pinch of humor and a whole lot of fun.
We partied like crabs at Mardi Gras this weekend.
I got a new mattress, I'm going to sleep like a crab at Mardi Gras.