Eat the rich

A saying used by obnoxious teenage alt girls who are usually ironically upper middle class with parents who make over 150k a year and live in 900 thousand dollar houses

Emily: eat the rich *typed from her 1000$ iphone that her parents bought her*

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Eat The Cookie

Where two or more guys stand in a circle and jack off onto a cookie. And then whoever skeet skeets last is forced to eat it.

Welp Dan you skeet'd last so I guess that means you have to eat the cookie.

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eating corn

oral sex from a man onto a woman

When I ate her corn she discharged.

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Eating the onion

Taking satire news seriously.
Derived from the Onion News Network.

ONN: Kid Exists
30-year old parent: *Rants about children not existing*
That kids is called eating the onion

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pre-eating

The process of eating a small meal before you eat in order to work your way into a larger meal. This process is beneficial to prevent an upset stomach when one is extremely hungry, or to ensure that one does not spend too much buying a larger meal in order to satiate hunger. This process is not to be confused with snacking; pre-eating deals more with meals in smaller portions like appetizers or small microwavable meals.

I didn't eat anything ALL DAY! I need to pre-eat before we go to that buffet or I'll get myself sick.

John: Aww mann I'm still hungry. That cheeseburger didn't work.
Craig: Shoulda pre-ate.

I've been pre-eating for Thanksgiving all day. BRING IT ON!!

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Eating vinegar

It is a Chinese saying for being jealous. If you want to be inconspicuous to other people while teasing someone, you can use "eat vinegar".

"Stop eating vinegar, Jessica! He's literally only talking to her because of a project."

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eat meowt

A way of flirting that is very straight forward, could be used to ask a guy out. Be warned, you might get slapped in the face if you're a guy and say it to a girl.

Hey, do you wanna eat meowt? You're cute and I haven't had any for so long.

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