A big bitch (jk i love you cody)
Person 1 " DAMN THATS A BIG BITCH"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"
The oldest engineering discipline (even though some like to claim it's mechanical because it encompasses military engineering) Lots of job opportunities, but business majors will criticize you for not picking a more lucrative discipline whereas other engineering disciplines will claim you chose the easiest engineering major 💀
Person 1: "Did you know that UPenn doesn't have a Civil Engineering program?"
Person 2: Really? That's crazy..
A linguist; a language scientist who studies the mechanics and details of language(s).
I am a linguistic engineer for a living.
Wow, you are so smart and good with language. You should be a linguistic engineer!
Hands that are too soft & weak to do manual labor.
John can't open that jar; he has engineer hands!
Software or technology engineers that deploy changes without governance or change management; usually causing chaos for end users
The changes were deployed by an avocado engineer, our end users don't know where to click
They sent 16 MVACS up on the thank you earthquake rocket firework
Merlin Vac Engine- The thank you rocket just put more MVACS up in orbit
a fucking nerd ass nigga seriously who tf wants to do this shit
wtf dude why are you a bitch nigga (engineer)