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ex lover of taliah, loves apples and has long spaghetti hair, he eats apples before every finals game. all girls wanna pour spaghetti sauce on his hair and eat it with some apples, his mom is the bomb.com
max longmire has an ex lover named taliah
she poured spaghetti sauce on his hair and ate it!
1)one of the coolest drummers ever, for the Max weinberg 7
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The author of I Hope they serve beer in Hell and of tuckermax.com, both of on which he posts stories of hooking up with women and drunken adventures which he claims are true. However, his website is heavily censored, a mere mention of the O&A interview in which they tore apart his stories (hosted on youtube for the public to see) will get you IP banned from the site's message board. The man is out to make money and get girls, which is respectable, but as he makes a point of calling out posers, it becomes obvious what a hypocrite he really is. (Also, see the talk page on wikipedia in which his girlfriend tells about his double life and what an act it all is). The sad truth is, he's just a pretender with entirely too many STDs.
Tucker Max's Abinsthe Doughnut story was called out in the O&A interview, on the grounds that there never was a police report, making the entire story false. He changed his story into it being a subway, but the fact remains, the majority of his stories are BS.
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A big black kid with a 12 in dick and a 16 incher when he is hard
ROb said MAx's dick looks like a black annaconda
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A song from Konami's Dance Dance Revolution series only available on 6th mix and up. It features unbelievable requirements of speed, stamina, and coordination to merely pass with a grade of D. It's voltage and stream are (literally) off the charts. And the feeling that the song gives you can be summed up with the main theme of the background, painful spiked metal balls, as if they're digging into your ankles and legs.
"Jeff..........why are you so happy?"
"I PASSED MAX 300"
"........WTF?!? HOW?!??!?!?!!!????"
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Made by Pentavision.
It's a popular Korean game which is similar to Beatmania, but they look more better. Some genres are "real" DJ-like, and some are just like musician's. They have DJ Max Online, which is now closed, DJ Max Portable, the ones you could play on the PSP (duh), DJ Max Technika, The one you could play on the arcades, which gameplay is different from Beatmania and will have a DS version. And the latest games, DJ Max Trilogy, the revival of the online play which has a USB controller similar to Beatmania's, but added one button, and DJ Max Fever,
A combination of DJ Max Portable's 1 and 2, and released for North America. Sadly, Fever has glitches.
The difficulty is somehow much easier than Beatmania, so you'll get hooked on this easily. You can also customize your notes and skins in an easy way!
Honestly, Beatmania is still the original and the better for me.
Ted: Darn it! Beatmania is too hard!!!!!!
Sharen: Try DJ Max. Do you have PSP?
Ted: Uhh, yes?
Sharen: Give it a try now!! You'll love it.
Ted: Uhh.. M'khay.
~~~~~ Three Days Later ~~~~~
Ted: OH YEAH!!!! DJ MAX FTW!! THANX A LOT, SHA!!! THIS IS REAL BETTER THAN BEATMANIA.
Sharen: That is why Konami sued Pentavision because of "Patent Infrigment".
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1) A terrible story that has no point and isn't funny. Usually after telling the story, the story teller has to tell another story to explain the first story.
2) A story that is meant to to be funny or have a point, but after telling it, both the story teller and the people listening to the story feel dumber and don't understand the story
Dude, that was just a Max Story
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