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When you work for Amazon and they force you and all the other employees to celebrate being the lowest cost center. While they cut all overtime, that employees all count on , so the Site lead can get a huge bonus.
Hey man, I have to get a second job to feed my kids because of this lovely Amazon Bonus Plan!
Organised slacking so that a collective of slackers can safely do very little together
We should organise our hangout plan so we don’t dob ourselves in by accident
A New Balance Plan is a highly contrived plan to arrange a run-in with your crush. It can sometimes edge towards silly or ridiculous. The goal is the crush not to realize you planned a run in.
"Okay well he'll need a new pair of sneakers for the season so if you hang out around the New Balance store near his apartment you're bound to run into him EVENTUALLY. It's a New Balance Plan."
Pretend Like Ain't Nothing Happened.... You got PLAN-H'd...
This is almost like ghosting, but in a different way. Two people make plans, talk, or agree on something and the next time you see them, they don't acknowledge, remember or straight up avoid you as if it never happened.
Originally heard around New York, Staten Island/ NJ.
PLAN - H P1: I talked to DJ for an hour last night, he said he would come through to your new album drop event, he seemed all in holmes.
P2: Wait what, I saw him this afternoon, I talked to him for a solid 10 minutes. He said nothing about talking to you at all dude. Wtaf ?
P1: Dude is funny bro, my man PLAN-H'd you!!
A thing A-holes think make them more important and solve everything
“I have a three-pronged plan that will solve the divide in American politics”
-Isreal Martinez
Also "Powerade Releif Plan"
The frequent or regular smoking of marijuana using a home-made bong, such as a powerade bottle.
Person 1: "Why is your throat always sore man?"
Person 2: "I'm on the Powerade Plan, dude..."
A Plan that when made is known to be subject to change until the last second of its commencement.
'Is saturday for the boys?' 'Nah I'm not sure if I'm feeling it yet, just Andras plan it for now'