When a person is completely unattractive, but not totally ugly.
Bruh, your girl looks like a fancy potato.
When a person is so drunk they become unresponsive to any and all stimuli
A: See that girl over there at the bar? She just necked four quad vods
B: Is she asleep? Or dead?
A: Nah, she's just potato drunk
an in depth conversation that primarily revolves around the subject of potatoes.
i could just pop a potato in my hand with the raw one and bam potato conversation
An evil potato is an evil potato who will freekin destroy you if you try to even eat it! They are the best kind of potatoes because then you can start an evil potato army!
Tv: “Breaking news, Evil Potatoes are everywhere so go home and lock your doors!”
Me hehehee
Similar to something of potato quality. Can be used as a verb or noun. As a verb it means to fuck up or do something badly. As a noun it refers to a person of less than desirable quality.
Yo check out potato Bob's shoes.
Man, the Warriors potato Bob'd a 3-1 lead.
I messed that up, call em potato Bob.
Someone that has bad posture or a hunched back that curves in weird ways like a potato.
Wow, Vlad your friend Roee is so cute can I get his number? Just so you know he is a potato back. Oh, nevermind then *proceeds to go vape in the bathroom*