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To treat oneself to a quick cock rub in the middle of the night / to masterbate after midnight
I'm gonna have to change my sheets before my girlfriend comes over these things are so stained from all my midnight snack smacks.
To hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by. This is done by pushing the button that opens the microwave door timing it so they get a noticable tap on the ass.
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...
i didnt want to get fired for sexual misconduct so i pulled off an ass smack microwave on that hot secretary downstairs just to see that nice oooo face she makes.
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A more extreme version of the "wet willy", when an offended woman takes her hand and wipes it on her wet vag. She then proceeds to pull her hand out of her pants and slap the offender with her vag-juice covered hand.
When Tina called me a dirty whore, I proceeded to give her the Vag Smack of Death.
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a pimp smack, laid down with both hands at the same time. point of contact is the ho's ears, and results in busted ear drums.
Josh laid the Miami pimp smack on that Shrek lookin' ho.
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Male masturbation wearing a condom.
I really hate knotting up my chest hairs with spunk so I just wrap n smack. Wha la! No mess.
To extend your arm so that your hand is below the back of a person's head and thrust your hand upwards so that your palm hits them square in the back of the head.
This is typically done when someone does something stupid or just to humiliate/annoy them.
When Rose started to take diet pills, her mother gave her a smack upside the head to knock some sense into her.
As John sat in the passenger seat, the driver acted like her was streching, but really smacked John upside the head and hillarity ensued.
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When a person is being a little bitch on Clash of Clans and they request troops and you give them the worst troop possible, goblins.
dude kicked me out of the clan cause I disagreed with him and then everyone made him invite me back, so I had that dick gob-smacked.
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