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a sort of philosophy. Somnewhere in between "Cest la vie", "Whattya gonna do?" and "Shit happens"
WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. "
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
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A penis that is used in most part for breaching the anal cavity.
I slammed that broad's poo hole with my butt snake!
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An Arab-Jew who is sometimes mistaken for an ant-eater but is in fact a member of the reptilian family, aka snakes.
He demonstrates snakey behaviour such as stealing food, drinks, spitting in peoples water and touching up pugs.
Luke: Wheres that last J we had man?
Sam: Ahhh I bet that snake has taken it!
Next day: Luke: He did take it, I found him passed out next to it on his bed with a cucumber in his arse
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The snake attack is when a man sticks his dick out of his open fly and spontaniously urinates on an unsuspecting woman as an invitation for sexual retribution from the receiving party
Noah snake attacked that bitch and she put out.
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For a lady to trim ones pubes. To remove the hair from the hole.
"I snaked the drain earlier, I had better be getting some." "Don't forget to snake the drain. you know I don't like to floss."
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A new Kik term for a guy's penis
Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?
Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake
Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation
( Boy leaves room)
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The Purple Snake when someone or you squeeze the penis so hard that it turns purple. It is generally a rare occurrence, but it can still occur.
Holy shit Dude, you look fucking dead.
Yeah, Sarah gave me a killer Purple Snake.
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