Squirrel's penis

The insertion of a wetted finger into another person's ear.

I was confused and amused when Chantal put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrel's penis.'

squirrel pecker

Verb. Forcing Data into crazy situations. Like a squirrel jams nuts into places they should not fit.

"How are we going to get all this customer data into Salesforce?"

- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"

squirrel pie

a crazy wrestling coach says this when a wrestler is a dipshit.

well hey dipshit do the fucking move

or well son you look like a dip shit

hey squirrel pie

Squirrel Neck

A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels

Dude I went down on that chick for so long that my tongue went numb and I got Squirrel Neck.

grey squirrel

an annoying little american bastard who lives in our trees.(BEN WARD)

grey squirrel

Squirreled up

To get extremely intoxicated

Last night Chad got squirreled up after he drank 25 beers.

Indit Squirrel

The adorable little critters you see running around on moderate to high doses of Diphenhydramine.

Dude1: Since we left taco bell, i saw like, five indit squirrels!

dude2: mskdefhdb

Dude1: yeah, i know.