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When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick
Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise
Girl: please never talk to me again
When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.
John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.
The act of vommiting in a females vagina.
Yo, you hear about Max giving Miranda a Siberian Surprise?
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When multiple people fart in rapid succession. Occurs only when the successive farting is unintentional.
My friends and I downed some amazing chili. Twenty minutes later, four of us ended up having an awesome surprise farty.
When you go to the bathroom to pee but all of a sudden you need to poop. This is a ‘poo surprise’.
Person A - Hey man I just gotta go pee.
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?
When you wake up in the morning and she's sitting on your face.
"It's 5:30am! Surprise pink!!!"