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New Rule of Thumb

The new rule of thumb is the publicly sanctioned male violence against women that do not comply with the current ideology. The Biden administration has exacerbated this by claiming attacks on certain groups.

Swimmer Riley Gaines just got assaulted by a male for speaking up about women’s rights. This day and age, the new rule of thumb allows women to be savagely beaten by males for speaking up.

by April 7, 2023

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Thumbing Your Nuts

Wasting time doing absolutely nothing. Usually in a work setting.

Dave: Have you accomplished anything today?

Paul: Hmmm, well, I did make some copies.

Dave: You've just been standing around thumbing your nuts, haven't you?

by SteelerB56 February 11, 2011


thumbs up their asses

Unable to take any action. Especially when referring to something that's usually powerful.

"So Initech won't be able to deal with this new virus?"
"Nope. They'll have their thumbs up their asses."

by 13431231232342345234 December 4, 2006

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three thumbs up

meaning very good, a rating. 2 thumbs up + penis as third thumb

she's 3 thumbs up, the dinner was 3 thumbs up, the movie was three thumbs up

by Robert Geary July 18, 2006

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heated thumb warmer

To give a guy with a chode a handjob.

Hey big boy you want a heated thumb warmer?

by Dafghdugresgcdf December 8, 2013


Québécois Thumb War

An age old tradition in the Canadian province of Quebec. This means of competition involves two combatants, the first competitor to shove his thumb up the other's anus is the defined victor. The provincial champion also gains the honor of being the leader of Quebec's Bloc Québécois Party.

"My father will not admit that I am a man, I will defeat him in a québécois thumb war." - Jim

"Mario Beaulieu is an idiot, I wish someone would just challenge him to a québécois thumb war already" - Jean

by OrangeChocolate July 20, 2014


Thumb Trick

Where one slyly puts one's thumb on someones chair in hope that it penetrates their ring.

Herp: Your thumb smells funny!
Derp: Yeah I did the thumb trick on Derpina just now!

by Lucsterrrr January 24, 2012

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