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When your at a family function and you notice your Grandma sitting awkwardly on the couch displaying her 6 inch grammel toe
person 1: Hey do you see the way grandma is sitting?
person 2: Holy hell I think I might throw up, that Grammel toe is huge
when your sweatsedo is jacked up so your mangina looks like a mooseknuckle
all "skinny jeans" have ralph toes
When you get raped by trump and your ass has Cheeto dust all over it.
Bro I have Rub Toe
a momo toe has the name alyssa
gizzy: omg wow
Alyssa: omg whatt
gizzy: i see a momo toe
Alyssa: what are u talkin about
gizzy: i mean i see a momo toe
Alyssa: okayyy?? (confuse) who??
gizzy: who else u
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
THE END
Turtle toes are just like idk turtle tors
“Bro your absolute turtle toes”
A slimy man- wait! It's the toe snatcher! Ready to devour your freshly-clipped toes!
Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!
Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.
By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.
Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!
Ex 1: Careful, dear. The Toe Snatcher is out and about.
Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!