Uncle Fucker

A person who has sex with his or her uncle.

"That hillbilly boy was such an uncle fucker."

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Uncle June

Geting oral sex performed on your testicles. Originated from Uncle Junior on the Sopranos Series. In one episode he stated that he wanted his Balls tongued

She gave me an uncle June.

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Uncle Tom

A racist term used only to refer to black people who are considered sellouts to their race,whatever that means, weather it is true or not by someone else usually. Usually used as a way to silence black people from expressing opinion that are not popular on the black community

Ben Carlson: "Obama care the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery"
Touré Neblett: "You are an uncle tom because you disagree with what other blacks say"
Ben Carlson: "You are a racist,you would not say that to a white person"

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Uncle lucifer

Uncle lucifer was my most interesting uncle. He was an elk hunter, but he wouldn't kill the elk. instead, he would chase it down, knock it to the ground and suck all the gristle out of it's neck though a Donald Duck straw.

He was fun to be with Uncle lucifer; he could eat a whole bowl of alphabet soup and then vomit up the vowels and consonants separately. his hobby was attending reunions of groups he had never belonged to and pretending to be people who were long dead. till the end of his days, Lucifer remained biter that when he was a boy there had been no seedless red grapes. he died in an Indian furniture outlet when he was torn to pieces by a pack of Cape Cod hunting dogs. ~The Late Great George Carlin: When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops

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uncle henry

a period in which a bear transforms into a seabear after coming in contact with water.

holy shit john did you see that uncle henry! he was GINOURMOUS

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Uncle Google

Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.

"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"

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Uncle Chuck

Refers to acts of Darwinism. To do something stupid that would kill yourself would be "Calling for Uncle Chuck".

Some kids were ghost ridingand may as well have been screaming "Chuck! Chuck! Come get me, Uncle Chuck!"

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