Random
Source Code

zach wagoner's famous glue spill

This is when your doing a chick for an excesive amount of hours and finaly you just blow a load all over her back and it spills down looking like a giant glue spill

Zach Wagoner was doing his dog and exploded everywhere on it..and did the zach wagoner's famous glue spill"

by bobslu June 11, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.

Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!

by Hrvatska Ned December 13, 2014

15๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Go back to your Sass Wagon

Something to be said when obnoxious people get out of their cars, tap on your window, and start yelling at you about conditions out of your control.

You're blocking the whole intersection! Move up!
*Has less than a foot to move up*
Go back to your sass wagon!

by GracieWasHere March 31, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut

When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!

I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

by FluffySasquatch October 7, 2022


lingering red wagon

When a girl leaves a period ring on your Willy and you can't shower before you go to work

That drunk girl gave me a stinky lingering red wagon last night.

by bolognaround May 7, 2015


fixed his wagon

Put some fool back on track.

I fixed his wagon when he got busted

by JohnELaw August 18, 2015