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The chronically lonely man. Ol' Five-Wheels is the name given to anybody that goes out regularly with one or more couples and no partner of his/her own, always forced to sit in awkwardness as the couples get all lovey-dovey over each other and act as if s/he doesn't exist. Who knows why s/he does it- perhaps they continually hope that one day, somebody will take notice, or perhaps they have no other friends. Whatever the reason, the name is theirs, and evermore shall be (until they get a partner of their own and do the same thing to somebody else).
Yesterday I went out with Jim and Sarah, and Toby and Kate. I felt like such an Ol' Five-Wheels.
When 2 men get butt naked, and one of them sticks their dicks into the others ass, and they cartwheel down a hallway.
Yo are those dudes really doing the "Spinning wheel of gay" in school?!?!?
1. A mobile factory that manufactures excrement.
2. A mentally capable physcially handicapped person who craps his pants and scratches his crap covered ass. He would then proceed to wipe his hands on many of his possessions(i.e. a ruler, his school desk, his school box). Said person is usually in between 4th-6th grade.
Boy Student 1: J.R. reeks today! I hate pushing him around in his wheel chair.
Boy Student 2: What do you expect? He is a poop factory on wheels.
Both Students: hahahaha
Girl Student: You two are so mean!
Boy Student 1: Shut up slut!
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cockney rhyming slang, front wheel skid, yid, jew.
look at that front wheel skid just fell under that bus.
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When things are so hard to understand that all you can do is call forth Jesus.
Person1: Did you hear Keri is still a hoe.
Person2: After she apparently found the Lord?
Person1: Yes.
Person2: Oh Jesus take the wheel!!
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Someone who constantly hangs out with either partner of a couple individually and gets pissy when the couple don't want them there they tend to follow around litterally everywhere that couple goes and never learns to just *fuck off* and get their own partner
they are common for Hetero and Homo couples and are the most annyoing thin ever
Person1:We should get some food on Thursday
Person2:Yeah that sounds good
third wheel: Omg yess I love getting food guys We should get Burger King
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A yellow ruite 66 limited PT cruiser with hippy stickers and a shroom sticker (that still needs to be put on) with a cock humping a shark hanging of the rear view window. Sex on Wheels has it's downsides though; they usually end up being cursed and accident probed due to people staring deeply at it's sexiness.
kid: your mom can take us to mcdonalds tonight right?
me: yeah but it might not be safe, people are always staring at her sex on wheels
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