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A descriptive word for someone who has majestic qualities much like a bear . A poobear is a sexually aggressive bear . With the power to make your face so red it melts off like in that movie we all probably watched at some point. Poobears can be friendly and will accept small gifts only from people they like . Generally good natured the boobear can always be distinguished by the fact that it tends to act like a little shit .
Poo Bear is the most magical of all the bears
Noun: A Bear Puss is a giant bear sized vagina that hungers for those in the upper class of the male patriarchy. The bear puss does not desire sex, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. To most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.
Dude 1: Yo dawg! I came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! She was totally into it! When I finished I nutted all over this child standing close by and then compassionately kissed her. I reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! It was a magical moment.
Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!
Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.
Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!
Having wild and crazy sex with a larger woman\man 250 pounds or heavier.
Chad likes bear wrangling after a night out at the bar.
Buggy bear (alternative name:bug) is the bestest person you can meet. They can be cold and a bit of a bitch, and will push you away at first, but if you can get through that, they will have your back for life. A Buggy bear is usually seen wit a maxipoo in a barely platonic and slightly carnal relationship. Buggy bear is honest and very sweet, and will call you out when needed, and may or may not teach you how to roll cigarettes. They are so swag, and fucking hot, and they fuck everyone on the Minecraft bed on the down low. And don't cross them cuz they WILL and maybe already have fucked your mom.
Buggy bear fucked my mom outta spite.
Buggy bear and maxipoo fuckin on da Minecraft bed.
Buggy bear × Maxipoo= #relationship goals
A together bears is a couple that does ABSOLUTELY everything together. Obsessively compulsive about being together at all times.
OMG HALEY and BRAYAN are such "together bears"
An obese Canadian person who loves bears and boxing.
"That guy is such a Bear Hugger! His relationship with that grizzly bear will never end!" "Yeah but his boxing career will."
Someone who finds themselves in situations that are simultaneously hilarious and inexplicably cute. Simply put, the most adorable of creatures.
True to form, lil' bear didn't realize that a copious amount of honey was dripping down her legs.