Fool Chain

Not to be confused with Mother Nature's caste system known as the Food Chain...This term is used for the hierarchy or strata that best describes the level of an idiot, a fool .
The bigger the idiot the higher up the Fool Chain.

Licking a toilet seat on camera and posting the picture puts Dan higher up the Fool Chain.

pitty fool

A man looking for something that's warm and moist and consumes meat without chewing and sees a hot woman and says the only way he would hit it is out of pity because he feels sorry for himself I'm feeling pity fool

A man looking for something that's warm and moist and consumes meat without chewing and sees a hot woman and says the only way he would hit it is out of pity because he feels sorry for himself I'm feeling pitty fool