third-cousin-1X-removed

Third-cousin-once-removed (3C1R).

My third-cousin-1X-removed is a good person.

Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.

Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

Third place friend

When you or another person is always third place when there is a friend ranking.

Hey! You are my third place friend! Right after Sheila and Kobe!

Third World Tournament X (TWTX)

Meper no debe ser FRL

"Oye, Meper no debe ser FRL en Third World Tournament X (TWTX)"
"Basado"
Amistad :

Third Virginian Reich

A derogatory term used by Marylanders against Virgians; often as a counter to "the Peoples Republic of Maryland." It is critical of the Virginans overly conservative govermant.

Virginian: Atleast I dont live in the Peoples Republic of Maryland
Marylander: Yea, atleast I dont live in the Third Virginian Reich

bartholomew chungus gingersnap the third

Timmy’s pet hampter who was sucked up by the vacuum

Bartholomew Chungus gingersnap the third Rest In Peace sweet prince

third eye hi-5

aka head bump, when you and another touch foreheads, as do American football players (helmeted, usually) and Tibetan lamas (ceremonially)

Don't just hug me, give me a third eye hi-5..!