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A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.
I would love to give her a turtle cake while she’s not looking.
Tammy Turtle is the human form of Stargirl (from the book by Jerry Spinelli). Her true nature is not as obvious as her outlandish clothing and free-spirited remarks on life and its hypocricies. Her clothing looks as if she fell into a dark closet and crawled out without caring to look in the mirror. This girl is not the prettiest gal you will cross in your life, but her endearing qualities (either her smile, eyes, hands, mind,) will cause you to do a double take. Just like in the book, once you let her go, you may never find her again.
Jordan: check out Tammy Turtle over there, would you believe what she is wearing?
Kate: I wish I that I could do some of the things that a Tammy Turtle does, but I don't think dressing like that will work for me.
When your turtle head peaks out too far and leaves a stain on your undies.
Hey Honey, can you wash my undies for me? My durty turtle left a big stain on them.
A bloke who sucks himself off watching wetsuits dry on the clothesline
Get out of here Blake you dirty garden turtle!!!!
a south african dairy-based dish covered with an assortment of spices and sauces. Sometimes an extra ingredient is included to inhance the taste such as a tub of baby corpse genetalia caviar
"My mom knew as soon as I was born that she wasnt going to breast feed. She decided that turtle cage should be the center of my diet.
“Cut The Turtle” (verb): To get over one’s hangover, by drinking a gin and tonic. Other drinks can also be consumed whilst cutting the turtle. Generally or more often so, spirits.
“Mate, I’m f*cking hungover!”
“You need a G&T mate, you need to Cut The Turtle”
A penis that has an abnormally tough outer skin. Also known as a chode.
"O. yeah let get in there...."said the man "Ow did you put it in yet..." says the girl "yeah it feels so good doesn't it!" "Um... maybe on your end i'm not feeling anything on this end..."
later that night...
"Yeah i was with this guy Nick Motta earlier he has such a wang turtle..."