purple squeeze

An intense action similar to the titty twister involving grabbage of a handful of skin around the nipple and proceeding to twist. One of the more painful experiences one can have. (often involves the element of surprise or the victim being held down)

Larry: Hey, what's a purple squeeze?
Moe: Sounds like someone's asking for it
*Curly grabs Larry's arms from behind and larry is left struggling for help as his man-breasts are grabbed and tortured*
Moe: PURPLE SQUEEZE!!!

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Purple Rohan

Essentially a purple nerple, but with the power of the kingdom of Rohan from the lord of the rings. A lethal nerple indeed.

The other day I was just hanging out and Matt cane up and gave me a Purple Rohan.

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Purple Santa

Only around Christmas, it's when you have butt sex w someone and it's so rough and tight that when you pull out your dick it is purple and covered in white and red shit!!! Merry Christmas

When my wife asked me if I was naughty or nice, I suggested a Purple Santa. She smiled, but I still got served with divorce papers. Merry Christmas!!!

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Purple Slurpee

When one's sexual partner, before orgasm, squeezes one's testicles until they turn purple. Then the partner proceeds to drink the semen from the pained penis.

Oh, I'm gonna cum! Give me a Purple Slurpee! (Squeeze) Eugh! (Slurp)

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purple slinky

when you fuck soo hard your dick shrivels up and turns purple when your done

Dude she goes hard, she gave me a purple slinky last time!

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purple muffin

A slang for ass-turtle or crump-stick

Shut up John your such a purple muffin!

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Purple Monkey

Code word for a hot chick.

Dude 1: "Check that out; totally a purple monkey."

Dude 2: "Yeah man, I'd hit that."

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