glass bottle beeramid

EPIC

Exactly what it sounds like...a glass bottle beeramid

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Bottom of the Bottle Girl

A girl that is a 5 to 5.5 (barely passing) that when you reach the "bottom of the bottle" you would engage in sexual acts with.

yeah shes not really hot but she is totally a bottom of the bottle girl

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daddy bottle-pop

sticking your weiner in a baby bottle-pop (or a bowl of sugar) then receiving a blow job

man since we started dating, Heather's been getting cavities... I think it's from all the daddy bottle-pops

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bottle of ketchup

the funnest phrase known to man:)just think of ketchup!!!

"will you"
"just like a bottle of ketchup"
"KETCHUP?"

BANG BANG BANG
OUUUUCHHHH :

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Hot Water Bottle

Another word for enema;
a hot water bottle is a bottle and a hose used to clean one's rectum to make all the fun butt stuff clean.

"Anal is nasty."
"Use a hot water bottle then."
"A what?"

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bottled nose dolphin

penis male genetalia

I'd sure like to let my bottled nose dolphin swim in her fish tank

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code red in a bottle

mt dew code red that comes in a bottle from the big cold box in the back

(custumer) do u have code red?
(waitress) idk ill check 4 u
(c) ok
(w) they said we dont have code red but i said yes we do its in a bottle! we got CODE RED IN A BOTTLE!

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