A slang term (Australian) given to a person with little or no hair upon their head.
MUDGUARD = Shiny on top with shit underneath.
Usually used as a friendly insult to a known balding /bald person.
Hey ya fuckin Mudguard Head, how's your father Yul Brunner.
A becker head who believes Steven Colbert is a conservative playing a liberal playing a conservative or someone who is unable to discern the difference between irony and reality.
I was only joking you Colbert head.
Someone who is a bit of a marshmallow head, slightly airy, but is basically a sweet person.
That was a nice gesture, but he was a peep-head for doing that.
The act of scratching a friends head, usually when they are depressed, drunk, or high. There is a rumored second G Spot on one's head which can be stimulated through the act of head scratchies, and therefore should be something not done in public.
Nikki: I've been feeling pretty down since I found out I was pregnant, can you give me head scratchies?
Erin: Sure thing, you better pay me back though!
Another way of saying poo poo head or shit head.
Look at Jeremy over there he is such a kaka head.
A demon that has a cult following, a virus among men. It is also defined as a major slur among people as all shapes and sizes.
I believe in Head Greffley, he will free us one day.
An alternative and more literal name for a balaclava. The item of choice for any cold weather situation or bank heist.
1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet?
Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.
2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.
He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.
He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.
He asked me "did you see my face?"
"No, but the wife did"