burning the midnight oil

Make coffee to stay awake

Boil some water, I'll be burning the midnight oil and I take my coffee black.

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She's inner oil tot

A person is inner (in her) oil tot, when she's really pleased, overjoyed.

She passed her exams and now she's inner oil tot.

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your adding oil to the fire

Your making the situation worse

Joesph- NO!! were not having a dance
Kristin- Ok i'll bring cups and decorations!

Lauren- Your adding oil to the fire

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two finger mexican oil change

The sexual act of placing a finger in your female sexual partners anal canal and vaginal canal simultaneosly to check her viscosity of either entrance. Then as the mechanic on duty you determine if she is a quart low and you give it her anally or vaginally after you attain the proper lubrication on your dipstick.

Lastnight as a part of foreplay I gave Jane a "two finger mexican oil change prior to having sex"

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oil city area high school

a place in northern pennsylvania where drugs, drinking, kicking kid's asses and getting pregnant are the popular things to do. stupid ass school.

"yo, you know that chick tina?"
"yeah yeah man"
"she goes to oil city area high school."
"dude, bad news."

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I needed my oils wet

To use in a situation where it's embarrassing, awkward or a problem that went downhill or regret and you should've coped with it.

I farted in front of my crush, yikes!
I needed my oils wet. get your stuff right

oiled up big black guys

my favorite thing in the whole world

i do love me some oiled up big black guys

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