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im off to the toilet, to make some fudge (toilet fudge) or off to make sum toilet fudge
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A championsip game culminating a season of competition with various teams.
Turd Burglars vs. Pissants.... Turd Burglars are on the blitz... they've burgled a turd... Now they're penetrating the backfield.. Flushdown, Turd Burglars !!!!!
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When a person plugs toilets due to the abundant use of toilet paper.
Jim was known as the toilet bomber by every hotel he stayed at in Asia.
That one item that was abused shortly after the first wave of Covid
Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.
A mythical thing it does not exist see also coronaphobia.
Karen: I have a cart full of toilet paper
a paper you use to wipe your shit, and bouncing droplets of toilet water.
American in Japan: where's a toilet paper?
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!
Also a holy grail for covidiots at this time. Covidiots somehow think that toilet paper is going to save them from some desease that is pretty much the cold except u cough more. And now because of them, I have to cut my paper towel in halt and give myself crack burns. Great.
Person 1: Why do you have 64 cases of toilet paper???
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro