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im off to the toilet, to make some fudge (toilet fudge) or off to make sum toilet fudge
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A championsip game culminating a season of competition with various teams.
Turd Burglars vs. Pissants.... Turd Burglars are on the blitz... they've burgled a turd... Now they're penetrating the backfield.. Flushdown, Turd Burglars !!!!!
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Slang.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
(Noun) A girl that will only have sex with you in a bathroom
Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.
When you shit, wipe your ass then jizz in the toilet.
Usually shit in bottom, toilet paper next then jizz
Guy 1: “Dude I just toilet smore’d in there.”
Guy 2: “That’s fucking disgusting why did you need to tell me that for fucks sake man.”
It is the best thing to di in the world as it saves water energy and time, where the act of 2 friends sharing one toilet
1-Kim and Jannah are always talking about toilet-sharing, it must be great!
2-Toilet-sharing is an important thing to do!
skibi toilet is a head on a toilet. meme
i love skibi toilet
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