my spoon is too big

Originating in the cartoon "Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt. This is the first spoken line of the 9 and a half minute short feature.

Other classics include:
"Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?"
and
"My anus is bleeding."

Mah spoon is too big.

I am a banana.

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My Dick Is Too Big For This

When something is beneath you or otherwise out of the caring capacity.

Person 1: You've got to take care of the kids.

Person 2: My dick is too big for this.

Person 1: Why'd you back out? We were winning that CoD game.

Person 2: My dick's too big for this.

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selfie game too strong

When a you take a picture of yourself and it turned out well. Can be used sarcastically, or literally.

Friend: "Wow, that's actually a pretty good picture man."
Me: "Yeah, my selfie game too strong, haha."

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too much sausage in the gumbo

Mainly applicable to hot tub parties, but can refer to any social gathering which has a greater than 3 to 1 ratio of males to females. Based on the generally accepted practice of mixing seafood (particuarly oysters, which resemble female gentalia when shucked and slightly cooked), and sausage (no explanation needed), 50-50 in a gumbo stew. This phrase is best understood, and thusly used for humorous purposes in southern parts of the U.S. where people make and eat gumbo on a regular basis.

I went to my friends hot tub party in New Orleans, but after seeing that he had invited 45 of his frat boy buddies and only three chicks, it was a clear case of "too much sausage in the gumbo".

Like that too and everything aswell

Used by some to replace "um"s, "uuh"s or "like"s in the middle of scentence.

So please dont do anything like that too and everything aswell

play too many games

You act like you want something, but you're indecisive and don't really care about the feelings of other people.

Friend: "Girl what happened to Paul?"
Other Friend: "He play too many games. He wasn't ready for a relationship."

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too fast, my ass

The slogan of L.A. band Dark Angel, whose album Darkness Descends was the pinnacle of 80s thrash (Dave Lombardo doesn't have shit on Gene Hoglan's drumming). Unarguably the most badass slogan in metal history, and very fitting, as few other bands have hit 286 bpm in a song, or kept up at 200bpm for over 8 minutes.

Some thrash bands' music is too fast. Dark Angel's is 'too fast, my ass.'

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