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A person can, not be autistic but still have Uber-Autism. Uber-Autism is when a person is very smart or skilled but does extremely stupid pr dangerous shit.
eg
@spotto, @brandon herrera, @ i did a thing , @michel reves
person 1- I dont know why but I cant stop doing dumb shit even though im very smart
person 2- you definitly have Uber-Autism
After an uber driver gives you a ride, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.
I gave that uber driver an uber fart for a tip!
The person you bang because he or she, unlike you, has wheels.
"Can't make it over just now, but my Significant Uber gets off at 3, he can bring me before 4."
When the sexy is boring so you flip her around to engage in doggy-style to free a hand to call an Uber to pick her up immediately.
She as crazy as she looks?
No … I had pulled the Uber maneuver. We both took 3 min
a much larger form of the ride sharing giant uber operated by the translink company, known by only few people because it is super expensive and super classy.
Amber can't afford the Super Uber so she
will have to take a bus.
A particular look of confusion and impatience when someone is waiting curbside for their Uber or Lyft and they start to approach your car even though you’re not an Uber.
e.g. If you’re driving any car typically associated with an Uber or Lyft (Dark Prius etc) you will get the Uber Waiting Face. The ride seeker will give you the look and then start to approach your car.
A "Dr Uber" Is a word/person who lives in a weird area located in "your ass"
"Dr Uber" Is dumb at everything in life and only does stuff that it likes.