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Northumbria University

A University which people forget about unless you’re from the North East. People at Newcastle University often laugh at their less intellectual neighbours. Northumbria university is full of Newcastle University rejects with lads who think they’re are funny put really they have the personality to of a rock with butter on it

Toby: which University do you go to?
Jess: Northumbria University
Toby: So you’ve got 3 GCSES

by Allan Barnes December 28, 2021

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the universe is a triangle

1.basically means some things cannot be proven or dis proven so who cares just enjoy life and quit worrying about stupid things

2.the reason for EVERYTHING literally EVERYTHING

why did that just happen...because the universe is a triangle

by An0nYm0uS-DMTR1 May 19, 2014

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a universal time

that jojo game on roblox where you constantly lose stands or items

some random aut player: aut developer restore pls? restore stand i lose stand on a universal time pls

by uviaroblox September 4, 2021

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


University of Idaho

A school that is terrible at every sport possible

University of Idaho may be garbage at sports but they are way better than Idaho state

by What is the point of a name November 18, 2021

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


university of victoria

a beautiful campus on vancouver island, just outside of victoria. huge rabbit population, diverse and liberal student body, a great education. one of the top universities in canada, very up and coming. lots of big trees and deer. and yes, there are a lot of hippies and some weed. it is BC. i love BC.

i fed the baby rabbit a piece of my apple outside of class the other day at the university of victoria.

i'm going to watch the gorgeous sunset at the beach down the road from the university of victoria.

by sonee August 22, 2008

58πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Susquehanna University!

A college that is in the middle of no where...actually in selinsgrove, Pa were your lucky to pass anyone (townies) that have their two front teeth AND a bear gut smaller then the town itself. It is surronded by the amish and its town landmark is Walmart....Nothing to do here during the day...and at night you better like the same party over and over again otherwise your in for many a boring night! Most of the time...if you do attend these so called "parties" the kegs are kicked by 11:30...and if you are so lucky to get there before the beer is gone...it taste of 12 day old cow urine....YUMMY!

Person:WHere do you go to college?
College student: Susquehanna University!
Person:What! Sasquatch University...where the hell is that?

by Carolyn and Liz October 25, 2005

59πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Baylor University

Best school in the Big XII and maybe best in the nation.

Baylor fans are true sports fans! Even though Baylor is not the best in all sports, its fans still are faithful and never give up. Besides that, Baylor is second in most Big XII titles.

Baylor has the most beautiful campus in all of Texas. The Baylor Science Building(BSB), Patt Neff, and the Student Life Center(SLC), even add to the beauty. The SLC also holds the tallest rock wall in all of Texas.

Unlike Texas and Texas A&M, Baylor is working to be Ivy League-like and one of the top research schools in the nation by 2012.

Baylor's acceptance rate in 2009 - 34%. Texas - 51%.

Also home to that Good Ol' Baylor Line.

Also, Baylor in the early 1930's killed an aggie during a fight during homecoming. The Baylor student beat the aggie with a fence post in the most christian way possible until the aggie died. What a glorious day in Baylor history.

Baylor actually has an intimadating mascot. Unlike Texas, TTU, Oklahoma, and A&M.

Alumni - Jeff Dunham, 3 governors of Texas, Michael Johnson, the director who directed The Blind Side, Willie Nelson, and a girl off the office.

Person: Mom. Dad. Im a Texas A&M aggie.

Mom & Dad: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Person: Just kidding! Im going to BAYLOR UNIVERSITY!

Mom & Dad: We raised you well!

by SICEMBEARS November 24, 2009

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