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when its pink and wet, an awesome nirvana song too. When you just want to taste her, and you want to bang her allllll night, fuck her dry.
She has a moist vagina... I've been circling the circumference, I've been sucking on the walls of her anus... I prefer her to the finest marijuana...
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Lesbians! Instead of taking the dick, they just bump vaginas to get turned on.
1 Sara and Lisa are in the back room vagina bumping, who the fuck invited them to the party? Wait, fuck it, where's the camera?!
2 Did you hear that Betty and Donna are vagina bumpers?! Go figure!
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During sex, a woman "extends" her vagina by placing two fingers in a V shape around the man's penis and gripping tightly. This gives the illusion that the woman's vagina is much tighter.
She was either really tight or giving me the vagina extender. Either way, AWESOME.
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When a chick uses her ginormous Beef Curtains and smothers you, with her vagina, so that you are unable to breathe. It is very uncomfortable and may lead to death.
Dude 1-Did you hear what happened to Dave over the weekend??
Dude 2-No, what happened??
Dude 1-Some chick vagina smothered him while he was eatin' her out. He couldn't breathe and now he hates vaginas.
Dude 2-That's harsh man.
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An unkept bush that can grow up to 5 ft 3
"Zac, don't try and get with that girl, she has a vagina tree"
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When an individual who is intoxicated goes down to provide oral sex on a vagina, and passes out in a face full of pussay due to drunkeness.
That dude is such a vagina camper. He passed out before I could orgasm.
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A girl who is fat, with a wide vagina.
Or a skinny girl with big beef curtains.
Brad: Dude, I banged your mum last night
Me: Oh yeah? Well I banged your mum last night
Brad: What was it like?
Me: Chubby Vagina.
Brad: T____T
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