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someone: *makes statement*
everyone else: virgin tunnel
A term used in fanfiction. When a person has not posted any M rated fanfics online. They'll stay between the rating range of K+ to T.
I can't believe I just posted this fic! Now I've lost my Writing Virginity!
I'm not doing that kink meme! I'm keeping my Writing Virginity.
Welcome to our yaoi world, sister. Us, who have already lost our Writing Virginity.
A person that comes out of the womb potty trained. This person is usually so awesome that they give naked lap dances at parties. Although they came out with this amazing talent it also causes them to cum prematurely. So they often have bastard children running around, or even locked in cages.
-Do you know Michael Detweiler?
- Yeah his first born Quimby is at the Boulevard locked in a cage.
-Diaper Virgin.
The condition of being so beta that even when a women wants to have sex with you, you find a way to ruin it.
Yet again another anime protagonist who suffers from Chronic Virginitis.
A By Consent Virgin, is someone who has never had sex on their own will, meaning their virginity has been taken away by rape, but they still classify themselves as a virgin by consent. They have also never had sex before with consent which the term Virgin comes from.
Girl 1: I’m so sorry for what happened to you.
Girl 2: it’s ok, I’m still a *by consent virgin*
A gay female who has a crush on her friend yet refuses to admit it, holds on to her v-card until her friend will take it.
Jessica: Ugh I’m such a gay virgin
Dan: What’s that???
Jessica: I love my bestfriend and want to fuck her but I can’t
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A throat that is never has been exposed to smoke, and is prone to pain during early stages of stonehood.
Throat Virgin: The blunt is making my throat hurt nigga. What the fuck is going on?
Stoner: Sounds like your a throat virgin