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This is when your doing a chick for an excesive amount of hours and finaly you just blow a load all over her back and it spills down looking like a giant glue spill
Zach Wagoner was doing his dog and exploded everywhere on it..and did the zach wagoner's famous glue spill"
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to smell very bad (often with could, or would)
Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.
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A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.
Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!
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Something to be said when obnoxious people get out of their cars, tap on your window, and start yelling at you about conditions out of your control.
You're blocking the whole intersection! Move up!
*Has less than a foot to move up*
Go back to your sass wagon!
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When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!
I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
When a group of males all masturbate while in a conga line formation.
Man A: what happened last night?
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..
One of the most Stealth Wealth, east coast prep, WASP-y cars out there. Even though E-Class sedans are practically the upper-middle-class Camry, E-Class Wagons, along with subtly-specced Range Rovers, "tastefully-worn-out" graduation-present BMWs and unmodified USDM Toyota Land Cruisers are automotive indicators of some serious wealth and possibly intelligence. They, like the other Euro wagons, are unsurprisingly popular in college towns. Are they just taxis that drunk blondes and Instagram DJs trash back in Deutschland? Ja. Do American buyers give a fuck about the E-Wag's humble roots? Nein. Most E-Class Wagon buyers find the rest of the Mercedes lineup to be gauche and tacky, but remain loyal to the longroof. They also typically have the highest income of any Mercedes owner, so suck it, G63/S560/SL550/AMG GT. Plus, it's available as an E63, meaning you can drop off the kids at school one second and make Hellcats and Nissan Altimas fear for their lives the next.
The E-Class Wagon is a classic Hamptons workhorse. You could also replace Hamptons with Palm Beach, Petoskey, North Shore, Greenwich, Marin or any other affluent WASP area.