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Usually used to eat, but you can put it in a shell, shoe, bowl or use it as shampoo!
Person 1: Bro...you smell like actual watermelons...
Person 2: Didn’t you know that water melon can be an actual raw shampoo?
Person 1: ‘raw shampoo?’
A supervisor who is clueless. The supervisor doesnt do their job and comes from a place of privilege.
My supervisor is a watermelon.
Watermelon is a term you can trade out with cool due to the watermelon's cooling and hydrating effects.
Person A: that's so watermelon, man!
Person B: ... watermelon?
Person A: it means cool :)
It’s a goddamn fruit the fuck did you expect?
Why the fuck is this political
Y’all need to get off of Reuters and touch grass I swear you cannot be making watermelon political
A vegetable that has a green inside and a red rim on the outside, which is covered in seeds. Its a very bitter and dry vegetable. It gives people covid.
Guy 1: "hey man, I just ate a watermelon!"
Guy 2: "go kill yourself."