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A chronically unhappy person not living in poverty who's convinced the reason they're unhappy is becuase they don't have enough money.
He's a gold digger man. He doesn't do anything with his life except drink and spend money on lottery tickets, and then wonders why his life isn't more exciting.
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this is what you get when you fart and little pieces of poo comes out in your shorts.
I just let out a little gold dust in my shorts.
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To be Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife)
Person A: that person has a heart of gold
Person B: they don't look like Elijah Daniel to me
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Joke-rapper Dirt Nasty's favourite shoes. He has many songs in which he mentions "Gold Gazelles". They are Adidas Gazelles, in the black/gold colour scheme, as seen below.
Note : Dirt Nasty is played by Simon Rex, who can be seen in Scary Movie 3 and 4, as well as on Youtube in the Dirt Nasty music videos (in character).
She Oakland as hell
Raiders hat to the back
Gold Gazelles
Centerfold, Lowrider mag
Other crackers jack it to picture of her ass
- Dirt Nasty "Cracker Ass Fantastic"
I rolled in, stoned as hell,
White lines, gold gazelles.
- Dirt Nasty "1980"
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A game confused to be "Go Fish" by many when in actuality it is indeed "Gold Fish"; the popular children's card game that can be played with 2-10 players. :
Stephanie: Let's play GOLD FISH!!!
Joel: Isn't it GO FISH?
Stephanie: NO its GOLD FISH!
Joel: Oh ok. :
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A blend of spices that, when smoked in a joint like weed, gets you high. However probably not in the way you want to be.
It is 100% legal, but will probably make you vomit all night long (especialy if taken with alchohol).
You'll probably find it in one of those weird shops that sell ouji boards and stuff. But I would advise you not to smoke it.
If you wanna get high, get some decent weed, Spice Gold is not realy a substitute (unless your baleemic that is).
I had spice gold at a friends party and christened his bathroom floor in stomach acid.
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What you get when you give an amazing blow job.
Katie: How was it?
Mason: Amazing you get a gold star on your forehead
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