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an erection so hard that it stretches the skin of the scrotum pulling the testicles against the shaft.
When your mom gives your sister a hug and kiss it gives me a scrotum boner.
A boner in relation to a chad or from a chad
Tom brady kissing other men gives me a real chad boner
A crease around the crotch area in your pants/shorts, ect. that makes you appear to have a boner when you don't actually have one.
Tim: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Jeff: Oh, that's just a boner crease!
When a guy gets hard just from light physical contact with or just being around a person that he is crushing on. It happens without warning and can sometimes create an awkward situation if the other person notices.
Jimmy: Hey Daniel! Me and Jessica are having an arm wrestling contest. Do you want in?
Daniel: Nah, with Jessica there I'll just get another Accidental Boner.
Jimmy: Jessica is pretty hot. I understand.
When she bounces on that dick like it's a pogo stick.
Yo babe you down for some boner pogo tonight?
a cavalcade of attractive women (men if you are gay) that are considered to be very sexually arousing
I went down to the college laundromat today... It was a total boner parade!
I like going to hooters, always a boner parade.
1. A party in which all members circle jerk
2. An expression that is said when people go into a state of extreme pleasure or happiness
1. Hey guys! Lets all have a boner fiesta at Pat's house. I'll bring the vaseline.
2. BONER FIESTA!!!! I'm so happy that the Jets won the Superbowl!