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“She call me Mr Bombastic say me fantastic”. Biggie Cheese is the best know rapper to ever step foot on earth. Biggie cheeses just came out with a new song called Bombastic
Yo did you hear Biggie Cheese got killed in a drive by from Freddie smalls
A form of mutal masturbation, in which a yeast infected woman hangs by her feet, while a man mastubates her. He catches soft yeast falling from her vagina on his penis, and she uses it as lubricant, to masturbate his penis.
pervert: I love your fishy stank all over my cock.
bitch: Hope you enjoy it, I didn't clean my snatch for several weeks.
pervert: The hazleton with cheese is the bomb.
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The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
1. (noun) The smell produced by someone's penis when they don't clean the cum off of their cock before stuffing it back into their underwear.
2. (verb) To stuff your cum-covered penis back into your underwear without cleaning it off first.
"People aren't going to give you head when you shrimp cheese it every time you masturbate."
Euphemism for Jesus Christ!
See cheeses.
Cheeses crepes! Those are some good pancakes!
The accumulation of dead skin cells and sweat from a gym rat that gathers in the general region of the taint. After two weeks without showering, this mass of tissue basting in human perspiration begins to ferment and produces a strong smell similar to that of pungent cheese. May be eaten with crackers
I gave Jamar a rusty trombone and got some of his delicious gorilla cheese.
The microscopic elves that live inside soft cheeses, are birthed when you destroy said cheese, and live in the ether. In their downtime they pay bills and produce corn. And play basketball.
Oh shit, did you just dive into that cheese? Now you have 27 billion cheese elves on your body right now! Better call Mrs. Frizzle.