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any friday is lesbian sex day. it's when you have sex with your girlfriend if you are a lesbian.
girl: today is friday. you know what that means?
other girl: we can have lesbian sex!
because any friday is lesbian sex day!
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The opposite of cowgirl sex position, essentially a synonym for "reverse cowgirl"
Yo my girl loves to ride cowboy sex position when she's drunk
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Girlfriend or wife gets a new/different sexy haircut and you want to take it out for a test drive.
Usually it adds spice and something new to the relationship..... otherwise you can just tap it from behind and pretend she's someone else. Everybody wins.
Damn, that 's a nice haircut babe. Can we have some "new haircut sex" now?
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Sexual acts so powerful they cancel the screen saver mode on a computer at least one room over.
Mary: Did you hear us having sex last night?
Tibor: Hear you? You two knocked off the screen saver on my computer!
Mary: Screen saver sex for the win!
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When 2 very fat people love each other and want to express it through 1000lb sex.
Or when 1 fat person tries to shove his miniscule member through the other normal person's orifice, resulting in - fat people sex.
Usually ends with one person passing out or both stopping for a cake break and then passing out of exhaustion after getting to the kitchen.
Very loud and disgusting. Like when a dog takes a shit but you cant look away.
Sam and me had fat people sex last night. I think I broke my ribs.
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"I came out of my house and, FUCKED HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"-Fred
How to have sex
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To talk about something that you have no idea about
Did you hear him try to teach us calculus? Yeah dude, total virgin sex story from an english teacher.
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