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One, who's not willing to wait
Settle your tea kettle, Roamio one.
Masturbating. Like a three way but alone.
Going to hit a one way tonight.
Rey hits a one way often.
I hear he's an expert at a one way
In opposition to suicidal, a person who is one fourth suicidal don't want to kill him or herself, just make so much harm to the body, that it can be used as an excuse not to do something.
Person 1: Man, I'm so one fourth suicidal. Tomorrow is my final exam, and I haven't even opened the book yet!
Person 2: Well, jump in front of an electronic car then!
I saw that with my own Mark I (Mark One) eyeballs.
To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.
Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.
A tall one is when you jerk off while lying down and your cum comes out in a tall stream usually landing on your forehead, shoulder or if your lucky, in your mouth.
Man I was jerking last night and busted a tall one, it landed on the fucking ceiling!
You You (pronounced yoyo) is often seen having the You You Stare Syndrome or in short the YYSS. This is severe and can infect others into staring into air for indefinite amount of times. This causes him to freeze up and forget who he is, where he is and just continually look up into the air.
You You is often found playing ping pong with DA HOMIEZZ on the 2nd floor.
You You The One Who has no Clue is looking off into the air yet again bruh