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An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime
Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.
when someone is having the time of their life, and act high key drunk, but they're not high off of drugs or anything. No, they're high off the moment.
"OMG is that Chanel drinking her third bottle of coca-cola?"
"wasn't she on a diet-"
"dUdE nO, SHeS JUsT hiGh oFf ThE mOMeNt"
When you eat pussy with a beard and the pussy juice gets all in your beard. It smells so good the next day you smell your beard to jerk off.
Patrick was bearding off this morning
The Action of brett doing business
“Stop jerking off right now brett!”
The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is
Post your wife
Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!
WHEN you play a good soccer and throw good with right hand
My friend has hell off right hand!
Bad ass. Cool as shit. Hard core.
Pissed- Dude, that tattoo is pissed!
Pissed off- I've suped up my car, now I have a pissed off ride!
Pissed- That show was pissed/pissed off!!