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Needing food stamps after getting a PhD.
I am getting yanged after this postdoc. Hopefully, I will get a couple of adjunct positions at the local community colleges in the fall.
When you or a loved one perform the usual bonding of love but with a touch of fecal matter,
You or your lover will drop liquid stinky soupy diarrhea all over you as if it’s a bath of love
John “hey Conner how was your night after the party?”
Conner “ It was litty! Me and my girl Quantisha was Getting soupy.”
This saying is similar to the one Show The Angles. Except this is used more often where you are disappointed that they haven’t sent a hot or explicit picture yet, and you are annoyed that you have to ask.
Boy: im going to have a shower.
Girl: ugghh just get the angles right please.
When used by a writer (usually a columnist or a blogger), indicates that a description follows of one or more letters to the author that might be considered weird, hostile, or otherwise unusual. Comes from the title of a Perry Como album.
"So he tells me that I'm a bigot because I don't support the rights of husbands to beat their wives. I tell ya, we get letters."
A "Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name"is a kid who randomly tries to get a name but most "kool names" are occupied so they slam the head at the keyboard and get a name
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that
Me seeing a kid user called gfggfffgfggfffgg
Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name
When you're so ignorant you don't know your broke so you just flex on em when you don't have anything.
Originally said by Marie Antoinette during the French revolution
King Louis XVI: Uh so there's no food or money at all
Marie Antoinette: We should go get some bread ... And give it to the people
King Louis XVI: Uhm... So we're kinda out of bread because we're broke af
Marie Antoinette: Ok let's get this cake then, I'm sure we have lots of that
Rest of the world: *facepalms*
Robespierre: cuts off literally everyone's head
On dinis browser history. Huu gay
Fat guy gets served by straight marine