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Like Russian Roulette, but instead of a gun with 1 bullet, you have several potential sexual partners, at least one of whom can give you an STD. Choose wisely.
"That party last night was just one big game of Russian Sex Roulette
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An incredibly elaborate sex act requiring precisely three people. Person A takes a very hot shower so his balls are hanging rather low and then scoops his balls up and on top of his boner. He then sticks his boner between his legs and closes his legs so that his balls are up front and his boner is sticking out back.
Person A now waddles backwards and sticks his boner into Person B's ass/cunt (cannot be mouth). Person A does an abbreviated squatting motion so as to fuck Person B, but all the while Person A is keep his legs closed and his balls up front.
Just prior to climax Person A will point to Person C and scream 'Bloody Mary'! It is at this time that Person C, who has been an innocent bystander til this point, takes aim at Person A's awkwardly exposed balls with a paddle or baseball bat.
Only moments before Person A blows his load, Person C will strike Person A in the balls so that upon busting, Person A will blow a bloody cumshot into Person B's ass/cunt. Thus completing the 'Bloody Mary'.
Larry: "Hey Lawrence, I couldn't help but notice in the locker room that your balls are black and blue. You OK?"
Lawrence: "Oh, it's no big deal. Me, Rachel, and Rob had Bloody Mary Sex last night. And I'll tell ya what, Rachel can really swing a baseball bat hard!"
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This is a lady from the North who come to Carolina with the intent of providing homilies and mercy sex to the native guys.
"If I can't hook up with a Sistah, I sure can find a Yankee sex tourist and work that Ole Black Magic on them. But mostly they just lie there."
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Oral sex you have in public which is the right of every human on the planet. Some believe that it is no worse than breast feading in public.
John is for public oral sex.
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Extremely spirited sexual intercourse, usually used in reference to male homosexual sex.
No furious bunny sex tonight, my freaking spine will snap.
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The rule that states that you are not allowed to put high fructose corn syrup in a woman’s vagina during sex.
Joe Bob: Last night was so good with Michelle! I put high fructose corn syrup in her pussy and it acted as a lube!
Brody: Oh shiiiit that violates Rule 69 of sex!
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When, in a sexual relationship, you give and you give and you give, but you never receive.
"...but she's never given me an orgasm."
"Really? But what about all that moaning coming from your room?"
"That's all her, not me, and I'm dying at this point. It's all fucking Mother Theresa sex."
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