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this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
(Verb) When you get really fucked up drunk and/or stoned to the point where you pull all the wrong levers and speak in Squirrel.
eg.
"Thish Tequila got me squeaken Kronked. " *pulls wrong lever*
Bruh I got paid n we getting KRONK tonight!
You mean crunk?
Nah bruh, KRONK. You ain't drunk enough til you speak in squirrel.
An Australian way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself".
Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc
Person 1: What are you doing? we were friends!
Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.
This common turn of phrase is usually used to mock someone who is injured in a funny way
"Did you hear Chase Garbers broke his wrist while fingering a vagina?"
"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"
Yeah, no, Alex you're doing a fine job but
Hym "You know how I get when it comes to Jordan I mean, he is being fucking ridiculous right now"
Something urban dictionary always says
Ex 1: get the (insert word) mug
Ex 2: get the (insert word) t shirt.
In rare cases, you can say get the cool shoeshine