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"The bitchiest of bitches. Reserved for one who consistently whines, thinks themselves the best, and must be taken down a notch through the use of a sweet-ass insult."
Bro 1: "Hey man, did you see that nerd Tyler? He's always going on about how cool he is and he always yells at everyone."
Bro 2:"Yeah, he's a goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch."
Bro 1: "Woah, dude, I don't know if I would go that far."
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“Poopoo peepee butthole face head”
“What”
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A phrase added to the end of a story that once told, sounded less cool than you thought.
I spent yesterday with my gramma. We shopped and had lunch. (weird silence from audience) ....and then I punched him/her in the face.
Dec 23
Time to recognise the fact that Alex has a (face)
Alex: hi
You: did you know it's national Alex has a face day
Alex: no
You: you have a face
A little like 'face only a mother could love', but worse. Someone whose appearance instantly provokes immediate thoughts of very violent acts. You'd probably be doing them a favour, in fact.
as per "that (insert name here)'s got a face only a fist could love"
Examples:
Sonia off Eastenders
Any Liverpool fan
The sort of bloke who walks around town without a shirt on. (classless scum)
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You need to get that threatening look off your face. NOW!
Dude, stop looking at me like you're shooting bullets! I don't know what your problem is, but "you better check your face!" You don't know me!
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Captain price forward facing execution is a sex move, originating from call of duty modern warfare. You blow your load onto the back of her head while sucking a cigar and say "Bravo six going dark".
"Hey babe, wanna try the Captain Price forward facing execution again tonight?"
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