Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.

Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother

your mother

common joke. you might see your friends saying this..:/

person i: "do you know where the bag of groceries is?" person 2: "in your mother!!!"

mother chucka

Saying 'mother fucker' in Jonah Takalua's code. What he does is he adds 'ch' at the beginning of every swear word and apparently, no one gets it.

Graydon aka Fanta pubes: Your dance was so shit
Jonah: Chuck you, mother chucka!

Mother of Joey’d

When you and the girls just got too turnt at the club, too much hot tub and rosé. When Saturday was LIT, completely son of Merlinda’d but now Sunday is here and you’re feeling terrible

Alyssa: last night I got completely son of Merlinda’d.

Maegan: me too, completely mother of Joey’d. I need a tums and some Tylenol

mother pecker

1) A mother pecker is a man who fucks his mother like a mother fucker. Unlike "mother fucker," which means a man who fucks his mother in any style, a mother pecker fucks her from behind in doggy style or licks her anus from behind.
2) Like "mother fucker," it also just insults someone to be blamed.

1. John: "Did you know Tom fucked his mom Pamela from behind so many time?"
Mike: "What?! He is indeed a mother pecker!"
2. "You, mother pecker!"

Your mother

what i fucked last night

I fucked your mother

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your mother

kind of like "yo momma", but more intellectual.

kid from da hood: "YO MOMMA SO FAT....!!!"
reply from nerdy kid trying to fit in: "your mother..."

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