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hugs that are given without feeling; hugs that are given within one second; a hug that was supposed to be about 30 minutes long but are only given like 0.0001 milisecond.
"Oh hey there! I havent seen you in months!"
*hug*
"...that was a meh hug.."
Hug-jerk noun: 1. a form of over the pants handjob unseeable to anyone not involved in the hug! Perfect for family reunions, and baptisms.
2. Also a jerk who gives you a hug but it goes unreciprocated because he or she is punk bitch. Not to be confused with hung-jerk... like Cody Bustaloady
Dude 1:Woah. Bro. Did you see what she just did during that hug?
Dude 2: No?? Did she git at your nips??
Dude 1: Nah man she hug-jerked the shit outta my bologna roll! Love me a good Hug Jerk
Both dudes in sequence : high five! Noice!
a person, usually parents or spouse, who pretend to hug you out of love, but are actually sniffing you like a dog to determine if you have consumed cigarettes, alcohol, or weed.
Dude, can't smoke, gotta go home to the bloodhound hug in 30 minutes.
When a woman's vagina clamps down on a man's penis.
Man, Sammy totally cunt hugged me last night. It was painful but also amazing.
A tsunami hug involves approaching a person with arms vertical in the air and embracing them in an enveloping, wave-like manner.
"I totally just tsunami hugged you Mark!"
"But Bethany, you're so short every hug for you is a high-reaching tsunami hug"
Giver of unwanted hugs.
Hugs that no one ever wants.
Due to the Hug Wolfs outer appearance and inward character.
Hugs that feel invading.
Often the Hug Wolf holds on too long for anyone to be comfortable with it even if the hug was consensual in the beginning.
The guy from accounting was a total Hug Wolf at the company Christmas party.