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Eddie is an old English name representing a brave and loyal battle warrior. Though they don't attempt to be leader, they suit the term perfectly. They are also very handsome and are full of great surprises. They are very attractive and their sense of humour is amazing.
Eddie's normally get very jealous and when in a great relationship, will get physical and angry when someone tempers with his stuff. He also gets hot headed when he is accused of nothing and always justifies. Eddie's are also great at making love and no one should turn them down as they are the best thing in your life. With a large men's body part, he is brilliant!! Try find one and keep it for yourself, but only if he wants to.
They also turn against their love of things when people they know disagree with it. Just don't mess with him, he is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHLOE: Hey, guess who I'm having a child with?
ALEX: Em, well yesterday you were with- NO!!
CHLOE: Yeah, Eddie is a sexy sex machine with a massive dick that I sucked right off!!
ALEX: but I want him!!
CHLOE: You'll have to ask him.
Mascot for English metal legends Iron Maiden. Theres a different iteration of him on almost all of their 16 (soon to be 17) studio album covers.
Bruce: Did you hear Iron Maiden is releasing their 17th studio album Senjutsu on September the 3rd?
Dave: The new Eddie on the cover is a samurai! Kick-ass, dude!
Steve: Up the Irons!!!!
Eddies (or Edisons) are usually the best person you'll ever meet. They give the best hugs and can always make you smile. However, if you cross him you will never be closer to death because he is the king of arguing. Eddie's are often members of the LGBTQ+ community and being in a relationship with them is a truly enriching experience so never let go of them. You may call him stubborn but he just stands up for his beliefs no-matter-what. He is not stubborn he just has strong opinions so arguing is never a good idea because he will always win. He is always extremely intelligent and immensely funny. He is good at sports that are not so mainstream and has an amazing body.
Never let go of an Eddie if you have one.
Friend: I wonder who won the award for the best person in the entire world and you can't argue coz u know it's true?
Other Friend: The results were announced yesterday, it was obviously Eddie!
A beautiful and sensitive soul. His heart beats with a rhythm that captivates everyone around him. Despite his nonchalant behavior, he is very kind and emotional. He cares about how others perceive him. He prefers 1-1 time with loved ones and has anxiety when introduced into crowds. He is gorgeous. the arch of his nose, his thick eyebrows and his warm smile. He is best matched with someone who is understanding and forgiving, because he often gets jealous and has a small temper due to his overwhelming desire to be loved. he needs someone to love him unconditionally, and someone who listens. because he doesn't talk much, most of his friends are very talkative.
"Whos is that?"
"oh thats sevs boyfriend Eddie"
"She is so lucky to have Eddie"
"im sure he feels the same way"
Eddie is someone you wish you could slap your cock on
god I wish Eddie was here right now, my nuts are blue
Eddie is a very creative and weird person . Usually very hairy. He is a very over dramatic and protective boyfriend. Eddie is also a great best friend for others . Even when eddies is being dumb he still gives the best advice
Eddie “Don’t do it “
A rather small child who has a very underdeveloped brain that causes him to get angry very fast. His brother also plays the flute which is a very sensitive spot for him. It is also of note that he has erictile disfunction and a gigantic forehead, which prevents him from getting laid.
1: Bruh that man's brother is playing the flute
2:Oh that's Eddie's brother he is very angry about it