This Is Ground Control To Your Mom

This Is A Parody Of Major Tom, And The Famous Line This Is Ground Control To Major Tom.

This Isnt An Inside Joke, If It Was, It's A 1.72 Million Inside Joke, However It Never Really Had A Defention And Was A Throw Off Joke, So Now It Means When You Want To Bang Someones Mother (As A Joke, Like A Type Of Your Mom Joke)

This Is Ground Control To Your Mom!

Person 2: John, Please Get Out Of Bedroom, And For The Last Time, You Cannot Do My Mother

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Balls Deep In Your Mom

It refers to when your deep inside someone's mother exactly what the word implies your sexually deep throating someone's mom mostly use this as a comeback or you are legitimately putting balls deep in their mom.

Chris: What are you doing
Tyron: I'm Balls Deep In Your Mom
Chris: N****a

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hung like your mom

Having a penis so large, it makes your mom's penis look small.

Krim: "I had a gay fuck last night and, man, that guy was hung like your mom!"

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Took your mom to the toilet!

A skater slang term coined on a special X-Games related episode of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It is used to describe something mind-blowing or amazing and was also used to replace the term "Off the Hook"

Skater 1: Dude!!! Did you see that guy do a 360 into the half pipe from that McDonalds bilboard?!?!
Skater 2: Fuck yeah! That took your mom to the Toilet!
Skater 1: the fuck you just say 'bout mah mommah?!

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go fuck your mom

something you would say to give a low blow indirectly towards the fucker that pissed you off to piss him off even more

faggot: hey cutie, you gotta nice ass
straight guy: go fuck your mom since that's the only pussy that'll ever have you, you queer bitch!

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Your mom's mom's mom

The insult used after "Your mom" and "You mom's mom" have already been exhausted. It is often used by small children that do not grasp the full scope of comebacks.

"Hey Timmy, want some apples?" "Your mom eats apples." "Your mom eats my dick." "Your mom's mom eats my dick." "Your mom's mom's mom eats my dick and drinks my cum! Oooooooh!"

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I fucked your mom

Something every salty 11 year old kid would say if you beat them in a 1v1 in fortnite

-beats kid in 1v1-
Kid: I fucked your mom
Me: -laughs-

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