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If we don't have it you don't need it. Greatest general store in the United States, located in Norwich, Vermont since 1891.
Out of town person: This town is so small. Where do you guys buy groceries?
Town person: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Gardening Supplies?
Town: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Clothing?
Town: Dan and Whits
Town: If they don't have it you don't need it.
A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.
All hail Handy Dan
Dan Cavasin is this super duper fun person like super duper muper choper looper gooper
Holy Dan Cavasin is just so funny monny golly jolly nolly
Dan Clarke is one of the most important people in life that you could meet and if you don't meet a dan clarke you are really missing out. He is always there for you in times of need and can cheer you up if you are sad. He is funny, nice and is a big fangirl of a certain TV show. Dan Clarke also comes with the addition of abs.
Person 1: I feel sad.
Person2: Well you gotta get yourself a Dan Clarke
Person1: ahh no one could ever fill the hole inside of me.
Person2: Dan Clarke has got it all!
Ravioli Dan is a term for a short man who is wider than he is tall. His shape literally is that of a ravioli.
Lol Tina look at Ravioli Dan waddle his fat ass across the street.
A chirimoya visionary with the strongest trapezius you've ever seen, capable of producing enough heat to sustain a green house without the sun.
G1: Did you see Dan F grinding at the gym?
G2: I did! you can't miss that back.
why is there seeds in my dugout?, Dan Daum is the greatest baseball player of all time, his son ryan is also the greatest player of all time. He loves his chocolate milk and ham sandwhiches so you better not touch them, or you will be punished
Is that Dan Daum the greatest player of all time