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A pair of unsatisfying titties, probably an A or B-cup, or if they sag down to the knees
Fuckboi 1 "Damn i slept with Jessica last night"
Fuckboi 2 "Did she have dem titties"
Fuckboi 1 "More like shitties, they were max a 32-A"
This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.
Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"
A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.
Why did he dump me? Icedocking, wolfbagging, even shitty titty bang bang, I do everything!
An illegal U-Turn.
Two people driving down the road.
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"
When two songs of lesser enjoyment are crudely mashed together by local radio stations to create a song that is shitty to a power of 2. Although there is arguments that one shitty plus another shitty would yield a less shitty song, this is not true. Is in indirect relation, but should not be confused with the Double Shitty
"Oh no! It's a dirty mix of Macklemore and Robin Thicke they just Shitty Squared these songs!"