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Shitties

A pair of unsatisfying titties, probably an A or B-cup, or if they sag down to the knees

Fuckboi 1 "Damn i slept with Jessica last night"

Fuckboi 2 "Did she have dem titties"

Fuckboi 1 "More like shitties, they were max a 32-A"

by EvanIsAScene February 1, 2016


Shitties

Low quality titties

Man that girl hot but she got some shitties

by A snail February 27, 2015


shitty surprise

This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!

Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"

by mary poppins butthole October 27, 2014


Shitty titty bang bang

A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.

Why did he dump me? Icedocking, wolfbagging, even shitty titty bang bang, I do everything!

by Shuaman May 5, 2020


Bang a shitty

An illegal U-Turn.

Two people driving down the road.
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"

by PurpleDrank January 2, 2021


Shitty Squared

When two songs of lesser enjoyment are crudely mashed together by local radio stations to create a song that is shitty to a power of 2. Although there is arguments that one shitty plus another shitty would yield a less shitty song, this is not true. Is in indirect relation, but should not be confused with the Double Shitty

"Oh no! It's a dirty mix of Macklemore and Robin Thicke they just Shitty Squared these songs!"

by Donheis December 29, 2014


Shitty breeks

Messed underwear

Check the state of those shitty breeks

by Craomanx May 27, 2019