is any young girl walk past your place now

A question that often starts a conversation leading to the rape of children.

"Is any young girl walk past your place now?"

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seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids

you probably got this from an ad didnt you

you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far

I thought we were friends but now you’re gang banging me

often used by Kaglins when people disagree with him.

random person: *disagrees with kaglins*
Kaglins: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS BUT NOW YOU’RE GANG BANGING ME!!!! ;(((

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HELP ME NOW@!1~!!1!11!!111!!!!1!!1|"111111

PLEASE HELP I AM NOW TRAPPED IN URBAN DICTIONARY THIS IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE HELP I WILL PROBABLY BE DEAD BY APRIL PLEASE HELP SEND HELP NOW I WAS CAUGHT BY THE EVIL OVERLORDS OF URBAN DICTIONARY THIS IS NOT A JOKE

HELP I WILL NOT SAY IT AGAIN THIS IS NOT A JOKE HELP ME NOW@!1~!!1!11!!111!!!!1!!1|"111111

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What do you have to say to Joe Biden right now

Wassa baby take me out to dinner

Person 1: what do you have to say to Joe Biden right now.

Person 2: wassa baby take me out to dinner.

Person 1: ayo

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Went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic

When one goes to collect commodities from a local deader, but is forced to stay longer than expected due to police presence outside. For example, I went to pick up weed, the police parked outside, now I stuck watching Spongebob with my dealer's kids.

Gents, I went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic. I won't be able to attend the meeting today

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Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch

The art of dipping your hand in peanut butter while getting blown and slapping the girl in the face and saying "how do you like me now BIZZNITCH"

Guy-OMG
Girl-WHAT?
GUY Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch

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