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Plate Mates

While driving, a driver you spot on the road with similar license plate characteristics as your own. Such as same letter combination, number combination, or same state (if you are traveling)

Adam: Who would've thought we'd see another Idaho state license plate in Quebec?
Tom: you're right, I guess that makes us plate mates!

by Tom Kesler June 20, 2010


R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.

Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024


de-mating call

when you see a person who's into you but you don't like try to come talk to you
"reeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(different high pitched frequencies are key)

oh shit victoria's coming over
fuck
gotta get the de-mating call out

by nohateonlyloveguysdontworry April 18, 2019


All your mates are backing you up

A phrase used to signify that the subject has little to no support on their opinion

Jimmy: I think that we should all get more homework
John: All your mates are backing you up, trust me!

by Pavement Misuse September 10, 2018


Best Mate Forever

You're best mate forever(or BMF) is someone you can always count on. They are always down to hang out, make you happy, and joke around. BMF tend to have crushes on their friends, which makes them simps. If you are lucky enough you can find the perfect BMF in a smart, pretty, and kind girl.

My Best Mate Forever just bought me a ring for my birthday.

by BINGOBOP April 13, 2023


ape mating ritual

Usually a frightening Social Studies teacher's way of referring to a couple showing PDA.

Aaron this better not be a weird ape mating ritual.

by snoutwash69 October 06, 2015


Fool's Mate

The fool's Mate is the fastest way to get check mated in chess

How to do Moves
1.f3 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f3 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f4 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f4 Qh4#

"White is trash at the game,he starts with grob,Black plays queen pawn,Then white goes for the English defence but black play the fool's Mate with queen to h5

by I like chess July 09, 2024