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Plausible mate

So, she used the term in relation to the men who have multiple babymamas.

Hym "But... The men you're talking about are already fucking all of the women... Their already BEYOND what would constitute a 'plausible mate.' They are the IDEAL mate. One chosen by way of hypergamy and pre-selection. They are literally the best one to mate with by consensus. This is more of you trying to manipulate people into doing what the fat cocks won't and clean up their mess. And this ties into the 'what you want vs what you SHOULD want' issues with Jordan. What he does is project what women SHOULD want onto them and sell that to his audience as what the actually want. But that isn't what's happening. And I've seen some of the mf fucking these women. It doesn't take all the much to be a plausible mate for a woman that's perfectly fuckable."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2023


Check Mate

When you are urinating in an empty washroom, and another man decides to use the urinal directly next to you instead of choosing literally any other urinal to pee in. After which, scoping your penis with a quick glance.

"Dude I swear to god you could of chosen any other urinal, but instead you check mate me..."

by kekmon 2 April 8, 2018


stevo-mate

the most aussie dude out there. sniffing milo since 04. he knows the browns

oi stevo-mate did u root that sheila from last night

by PRESTO'S 4TH LEG June 3, 2019


ape mating ritual

Usually a frightening Social Studies teacher's way of referring to a couple showing PDA.

Aaron this better not be a weird ape mating ritual.

by snoutwash69 October 6, 2015


life mate

Similar to a life vest, an inflatable doll for gay men.

"You spent Friday night listing the football squad to see what cover we had if anyone got injured?"
"Julian, why don't you get a life mate!"

by Skando January 24, 2007


Pubes Anginal Mating

When a large black man takes his dreaded 2 foot long pubes with a built in vibrator, and puts it in a man's asshole, and keeps it in until the insides are hairy and the receiving man has shit his intestines out.

I caught some opps lacking and shoot em up besides lil tt, then I pubes anginal mating wit him.

Damn do it to me bby gurl

by fuck dead opps in ass May 24, 2022


Yeah mate yeah

A way to silence someone by agreeing to what they just said. Usually said with a strong scouse accent for emphasis. The longer the phrase can be extended with additional words, the better.

Steve: hey have you thought about becoming a vegan?
Ted: yeah mate yeah, okay mate very good that yeah

by Yemateye February 2, 2016