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Tom Brady a man who wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. He can't sit down to pee because his Peter piper will float like a sail in the toilet. Also Mahomeys pimp aka the stage name mahomey. He was actually blessed by the tom until the brady retired and now mahomey gotta suck-n-go because he just lost afc title, but the brady has acknowledged dropping mahomey down 28 steps of stairs and called him a pushy and to get up. Tom brady a man with a bigger dick then myself.
Guy 1- He why does that guy #15 look off?
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
The act of kissing someone on their lips as Tom Brady does to his sons and wife.
Hey girl, you’re so cute I could just Tom Brady you!
When you video call several people and their screens end up side by side and one row on top of another, resembling the credits of the Brady Bunch TV show/movie.
Sending out a text to let people know they are going to be invited to a group video chat: "Hey everyone, we're going to have a Brady Call in an hour."
A 5'10 white alpha male who gets extremely angry at inanimate objects, often large concrete poles outside of shopping centres. Hobbies include tonguing down a 3/10 on a drunken night. Can play footy and will fuckin tell you about it. Overall solid man, definitely would let fuck me.
That Brady Collins, what a hottie - Mia Seesink (2021).
Brady is madis bf. Madi LOVES brady so much and thinks Brady is the funniest, cutest, hottest, prettiest, kindest, sweetest most adorable person ever. she doesnt and wouldnt ever want anybody else because brady is absolutely perfect his green eyes, his long eyelashes, his shiny smile, his laugh, everything about him is everything madi could ever want
Person 1 : yk madi?
Person 2: yeah shes so foine isnt she dating Brady Cahill?
Person 1: Yeah madi is so lucky Brady Cahill is so hot
Brady is madis bf. Madi LOVES brady so much and thinks Brady is the funniest, cutest, hottest, prettiest, kindest, sweetest most adorable person ever. she doesnt and wouldnt ever want anybody else because brady is absolutely perfect his green eyes, his long eyelashes, his shiny smile, his laugh, everything about him is everything madi could ever want
madi: omg brady cahill is so perfect
person 1: ikr
madi: girl that man is mine
brady the bricky: one who attempts to study the electrical feild but all those who know him know that he is destined to lay bricks for the rest of his life, classic bricky glasses brady has the ability to lay a brick a minute
oh fuck theres brady the bricky, what a cracked out cunt